Alright, let me just start off here by saying, honestly and sincerely, no judgment for what sleep routine or lack of that’s gone down in the last couple of months.

I know… I’m a child sleep consultant and you may think that I’m going to chastise you for the late bedtimes, unenforced rules, inconsistent schedules, or any of the many “inadvisables” that may have taken place over your summer vacation.